Wednesday, December 20, 2006
im blogging so early.you knoe why?
coz im so pissed by 2 incidents todae tt spoilt my mood to buy my dear watched.
fuck.
thru these 2 incidents, i learnt 2 lessons in life
lesson#1:it doesnt pay to be kindearlier this afternoon, i was on my way to meet up my bro at parco.since i took23, i walked to parco.on my way, this lady approached me with flyers.being kind, i reached out my hand to take the flyer so that she could go home earlier.then hor..wah seh..she refused to gimmi lei!!!its like a snatching gameu noe??she was holding on to the paper real tight.she said :"xiaojie, want to try our product?u can get it over there for free todae lei!!""its ok la.i dun wan."so she was kinda like trying to gimmi the paper again.again being the kind-hearted goh xue li goh, i reached out for the flyer again.history repeats itself.she was holding tightly on the paper."todae only lei!!!!todae only lei the freebies.""nvm nvm.u gimmi the flyer for me to take a look?""cannot cannot.go try our facial la...blah blah blah.YOUR EYES HOR..TSK TSK...UR FACE HOR TSK TSK....MUST DO WHEN YOUNG...""NVM!ITS OK!"THEN, SHE REPLIED ME WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE."OH..NVM LOH...ITS UR FACE MAH..NOT MY FACE..SO GOT ANY PROB OSO NOT MY PROB..."THE LOOK SHE HAD ON HER FACE = NON-OF MYBIZ, U GET WHAT U DESERVED.exemption clause:the bitching below might cause discomfort to some readers.i shall hereby exempt liability for any discomfort readers experience.read at your own risk.i do not have any grudges against fat ppl, its just her.she's a fucking bitch can?CMON OBVIOUSLY!!!!ITS NON OF UR PROB.whateva i haf on my face is seriously non of ur biz.so what i got eye bags?I LIKE LEI!!CANNOT AR ?U JEALOUS IS IT?I LIKE TO BE THE ICON OF CHINA LEI CANNOT AR??I WAN MY EYE BAGS TO BECOME HEAVIERLEI CANNOT AR???SO TT I CAN BE PAMPERED BY THE ZOOKEEPERS IN CHINA.CANNOT!?!?!??!?!?pls la....U THINK UR COMPLEXION DAMN GOOD???U COVER UR FLAWS WITH THOSE PAINT AND POWDER CAN?luckily todae not raining if not bugis would be so empty/u noe why???LOOK!!IF ITS RAINING THEN UR FACE WOULD BE SMUDGED!!!!OMG!!LOOK!!HOW FUGLY U CAN GET~!!!U R SO FULGY! FAT AND UGLY.makes my blood boil.its not as thou u fucking pretty like cocnstance song or priscilia chan, dun tok to me in tt tone.cmon la....make up oso dunno how to make up.U CANT EVEN CONCEAL UR DARK CIRCLES PROPERLY!!!HELLO!!!GET URSELF A BETTER CONCEALER LA!!OH NO.U SHD TRY UR OWN PRODUCT.PERHAPS IT CAN GET BETTER.BUT PROBABLY NOT SINCE U SO FAT.THEN I TINK THOSE PRODUCTS WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME SEEPING DOWN UR PORES AND THOSE MULTIPLE LAYER OF FATS!!!!!!!cannot eh???
so what?i like to be like this lei!!!i like to be fugly and be an old spinster, old maid, old virgin, left on the shelf!!!i just dun wan to use ur products!!i would rather go broke by buying skII products rather than ur product.
u cant even potray a good image of the product what.u still haf those disgusting spots scars and DARK CIRCLES.
dun laugh at me la!u oso loh.
so what!!i like i like can!!!ugly means ugly can!!fugly bitch
lesson#2:its a practical world.power = money.shall not go the details but then true u cant survive without money.so money-faced this world.go toilet oso needs money.somemore GST is up up up up again.arrgh.u simply cant get rich by studying hard and get a job la.its so silly can.argh.damn
A rainbow appeared at7:59 PM***